Bio: I've never been to the moon. Never wrestled an alligator. Never won a national spelling bee. Never dreamed of being a mathematician. Never thought I would be more comfortable living in a hut. Never answered a direct question directly. Never had the flu until I had a flu shot. Never been bitten by a snake. Never liked Oprah. Never kept a job a didn't like. And, I have never, ever thought Brad Pitt was hot.